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Nic. Jen.
You're great. I try.

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I've lost my cat,
got a distraught son...

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Mum, come on.
We're going to be late again!

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Well, we should celebrate.
Yes.

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You know. There's vibes.

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Dan, this is Jen. Jen, this is Dan.

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Jen. Nice to meet you. Dan.

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I've got to be really good tonight

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cos it's Ollie's
birthday tomorrow morning.

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Yeah. Opa! Opa!

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It was like my twin flame.

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What? With... Not with him.

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With a guy called Alex.

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Did you just break up, or...?

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Oh, God.

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God!

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To the good times!

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Why do you drink?
Why do you do it to yourself?

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Why do you keep making
the same mistake, Nic?

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Hmm? Hmm?

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I'm stuck. I mean, what am I
supposed to do? I don't have a job.

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But I don't understand.
If you're not happy with Dan,

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why can't you leave now?

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You opened them. Mm?

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You opened them without me.

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Yeah, cos you were fast asleep
and he wanted to crack on.

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So, sorry.

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Yeah. I mean, when you
were asleep, to be honest,

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you looked like you were dead.

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You were dribbling and everything.
It was horrific.

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Was I? Yeah. Yeah.

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It's actually quite sad.
Oh, God.

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I can't believe
I had that much to drink.

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Really?

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Look, I was battered and I was
singing Fresh Prince, the rap,

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so I've lost my voice.
Really?

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Well, I didn't do it on purpose.

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I've organised all of this.
I know, I know.

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And Jen just kept topping me up,
and topping me up,

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and topping me up,
and topping me up. Yeah.

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Was it her idea to get the port?

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She get that out, did she, the port?

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What? That bottle of port's
from four Christmases ago, Nic,

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I'm surprised you woke up.

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You had a lot to chat about, then.

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Where is Jen? She's gone.

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Thought she was staying the night?

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Yeah, but Harry couldn't sleep,
so she had to take him back.

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When? Dunno. Just in the night.

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Oh.

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Well, did he like his camera?

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Yeah, I think so. Did you?

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Me, what, huh?
Do you like your camera?

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I spent ages choosing that, lad.

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Er, yeah.

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Yeah, I mean, like, when I,

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like, when I opened the
box, I was just, like,

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"Pfff, whoa."

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We're getting you cash as well.
Yeah, cash is nice.

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Have you taken a picture with
the hat that your mum sent?

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No. Well, no, cos he's in his
pyjamas. Oh, what, you...

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Well, she's going to be
on my case otherwise.

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What else did she get you?

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Duplo. Are you kidding?

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Nope. Oh, my God.
That's ridiculous. Two-plus.

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I mean, does she know
how old you are?

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Obviously not. This is for infants.

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Christ Almighty.

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Right.
I'm not wearing that.

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Nic? No. Yes.

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You haven't said
"happy birthday" to him yet.

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Yes, I have! No, you haven't.
Do I get... Have I not? No.

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Oh, happy birthday, mate.

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Ugh! Mum!
Just stand there with that.

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Quick. Please, mate. Quick. Come on.

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Right, stay there.
Hang on a sec. OK.

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The lighting's not right. You have
to go over here. Go over there.

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No, Mum. Come on. Chop, chop,
chop, chop. I don't want to do it.

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Come on, come on. You want that
money in your building society,

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mate, you better earn it.
OK. Right, OK.

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Smile.

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Just do it nicely.

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Imagine that's a load of cash.

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I'm not answering that.
That's Mum.

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Smile nicely. Ha! Hey!

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Oh.

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Ah, she's phoning me now.
Don't answer it.

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Hello? Yes, Carol.

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Yeah. No, he is by his phone.

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He just didn't want to talk to YOU.

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It was a joke, Carol.

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Yes, he's HERE!

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Here's Nanny!

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Hi, Nan.

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Yeah, yeah. Right, right.
I loved it.

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It's just... Yeah, it's...
The present... It's just amazing.

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Yeah. I'm wearing my hat
for a picture for you and...

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You know that when I opened it,
I was just, like,

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"Cor! It's just so good!"

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Yeah.

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Um.

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It's, like...

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Oh.

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Babe? I'm sorry.

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I didn't mean it.
Don't be sorry for that.

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That's... I'm unbelievably
proud of you.

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That was good. That was quite good.
That was good, weren't it? I know.

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That was really great.

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Don't hang up on her like that.
Oh, she's phoning again.

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Pass me some of that wrapping paper.

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Hiya, Carol.

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No, I can't.

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Can you not hear me at all?

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Hey, Mum?

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What? We're a bit bored.

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I mean, have you tried wrapping
Denin up in some bog roll?

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Yeah, we've done that.
That's page one.

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I don't know, then. Do what normal
kids do - just wet toilet paper

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and just throw it at the ceiling.

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All right. God... Oh, God...

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Cheers, Mum.

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Ew, I saw that!

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That's disgusting!

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Go on, then. Lucky dip.

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Gross! Shame on you!

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It was that one.

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Oh, God.

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Oh, God, no!

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Get out!

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Get out now!

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Oh...

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Nic? Is that you?

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Hi, Lucy.

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Are you all right in there?
It sounds very painful.

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No, I'm fine!

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Everyone's arrived.

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OK, great!

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Yeah. Um, the kids are
getting a bit restless,

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so I think we should put
Ollie's film on now.

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OK. Yep, yep, yep, yep.

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Um, very quickly...

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Yeah?

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Just while you're there,
I just wanted to ask your advice

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on something very, very quickly.

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I'm thinking about signing up...
OK.

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Do you think we could
talk about this later?

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Oh, OK! Do you want me to ask you
when you're done? Yeah, please.

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Thanks!
Okey dokey. Good luck!

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Lucy, are you still there?

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Go! Please, go!

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Oh, God!

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God!

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"It's a boy!"

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Nic?

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Nic?

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What's wrong? What's happened?

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I've got to stop shopping
when I'm pissed.

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Why am I like this?! Oh...

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Oh, just shut up. You're amazing.
You know you are.

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Oh...

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I keep getting flashes of
something I said to you last night.

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What do you mean?

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I can't remember quite what it was,
but I'm just...urrrrgh!

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What did I say to you? Ugh...

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You're just.... You're just going
to absolutely drive yourself mad...

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I know. ..with all this. OK?
I know, I know.

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That's why you're so messed up, OK?

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Because you never talk to
anyone about it. I know!

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You hold it all in all the time.

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Jeez, Nic, you're just a human.

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We've all done shit, OK? Oh...

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God... I would never,
ever tell anyone about it.

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You promise? I promise.

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You'd never say anything? I promise,
I would never. Oh, my God...

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It's not your fault, Nic.
None of it was your fault.

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I can't deal with this. You can,
you can, look. Come on, get up.

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God, it's like a load of
rats have escaped from a lab!

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They're like animals! I know!

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But, you know, you asked
for this, so, come on.

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Oh, God, right...

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..that's it.

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Everything hurts. I know, I know.

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Oh...

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Oh! What?

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I knew this was going to happen...
What?!

186
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..so I made a call.

187
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This is going to sort you right out.

188
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Please say it's drugs.

189
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Ollie! Ollie!

190
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Oh...! Really good.

191
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His mind is, whoa.

192
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He's very clever.
I tell you what we should do.

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We should go on a girls' trip,
we should do a spa day.

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Spa day! Spa day!

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Girls, girls, shush.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah! Sh!

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Girls' trip, do a spa day.

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Yeah! Bath Spa!

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I tell you what as well.

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Why don't we go to this
brilliant Greek restaurant

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where they do the...

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You know, the spinning round thing?
They smash the plate.

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Girls' trip, Bath Spa.
Yeah, yeah, yeah! Yeah, yeah!

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And leave the grumpy old
git at home.

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Ready?

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Three, two, one.

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Boom.

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Go, go!

209
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You all right? What you doing?
Nothing.

210
00:10:06,645 --> 00:10:09,005
Ugh... Who's that?

211
00:10:09,005 --> 00:10:11,365
Who's ringing? I don't know.
What's the time?

212
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Everyone got picked up
from the party, didn't they?

213
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How should I know?!

214
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It was your party, mate.

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Hey!
Hey!

216
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It's Suze. Oh, Suze! Hey!

217
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Hey, how you doing, buddy?

218
00:10:25,645 --> 00:10:27,725
Hey. Hello, Auntie Suze.

219
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Nice to see you! You too!

220
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OK. So, I know I'm the absolute
worst because I missed your party,

221
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but I have got you
the most awesome present.

222
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Thank you. Can I
get you a drink, Suze?

223
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Uh... No, I can't stay long, sorry.

224
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So, I know this is a bit niche,

225
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but I had these especially made

226
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just for you.

227
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Wait... Oh, my God!

228
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What is it? What is it?

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It's the...the... Remember the
stop-motion thing we saw on telly?

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Yeah. It's that!
Yeah, they're Claymation figures.

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They've got wires in them so you can
bend them whichever way you want.

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I can't get you a glass of wine?
I can't stay, honestly. Sorry.

233
00:11:04,125 --> 00:11:07,805
Actually, listen, I've been thinking
about...

234
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..Alex's anniversary. Oh, yeah.

235
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And I thought maybe we could get
a memorial seat at Old Trafford.

236
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That's a great idea.
Yeah? OK, cool.

237
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It's, like, a couple
thousand for the plaque.

238
00:11:21,365 --> 00:11:22,965
Well, that's fine. I can chip in.

239
00:11:22,965 --> 00:11:25,445
Weirdly, we were talking about
maybe putting some money...

240
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They've given me a map of
the different seats available.

241
00:11:27,845 --> 00:11:30,525
..behind the bar at his favourite
pub. I don't know anything about

242
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football, so I thought
maybe you could choose.

243
00:11:32,525 --> 00:11:33,765
Yeah, yeah, of course. Yeah.

244
00:11:33,765 --> 00:11:35,405
Yeah? What should
I get on the plaque?

245
00:11:35,405 --> 00:11:37,805
Um... It's no swearing.
They're a bit weird about it, so...

246
00:11:37,805 --> 00:11:40,605
Yeah, I'll think of something, yeah.
Like a nickname or something?

247
00:11:40,605 --> 00:11:43,725
Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Well, he had a load of them.

248
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Yeah, that's nice. That's lovely.
Yeah.

249
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Cool. Great.

250
00:11:47,925 --> 00:11:50,365
Right, I've got to go,
I've got to go. Sorry.

251
00:11:50,365 --> 00:11:53,205
I've got to go to this boring dinner
and wonder why the guy playing

252
00:11:53,205 --> 00:11:55,245
opposite me is on twice
as much as I am. Yay!

253
00:11:55,245 --> 00:11:57,565
Oh, God, yes. Ooh, um...
Thank you!

254
00:11:57,565 --> 00:12:00,125
Happy birthday. Oh...
Thanks, Auntie Suze.

255
00:12:00,125 --> 00:12:02,605
Oh, that's great. That's great.
I've got to go. I'm sorry.

256
00:12:02,605 --> 00:12:05,485
Bye, Auntie Suze. Love you! Bye-bye.
Love you. Bye-bye, Bye-bye.

257
00:12:05,485 --> 00:12:08,285
Oh, God, we must go
for that coffee, Sue.

258
00:12:14,565 --> 00:12:16,845
When you used to
hang out with him,

259
00:12:16,845 --> 00:12:18,965
you made me so uncomfortable.

260
00:12:32,205 --> 00:12:33,925
I'm going to go to bed, I think.

261
00:12:35,965 --> 00:12:37,005
OK.

262
00:12:38,245 --> 00:12:41,245
Night, Mum. Night.

263
00:13:12,885 --> 00:13:15,485
Who's ready to
hear the sock story?

264
00:13:15,485 --> 00:13:18,165
So, as most of you
will probably know...

265
00:13:18,165 --> 00:13:20,085
It's 20 to three, Dan.

266
00:13:24,005 --> 00:13:26,885
And what did she see?

267
00:13:26,885 --> 00:13:31,005
She saw a 14-year-old
Dan furiously,

268
00:13:31,005 --> 00:13:35,445
furiously giving it to
his favourite football sock.

269
00:13:35,445 --> 00:13:36,805
Come to bed, Dan.

270
00:13:36,805 --> 00:13:38,245
Yeah, I'm coming to bed.

271
00:13:38,245 --> 00:13:39,405
In a bit, yeah.

272
00:13:39,405 --> 00:13:40,685
This was just around the time

273
00:13:40,685 --> 00:13:42,645
he got made captain of
the school football team.

274
00:13:42,645 --> 00:13:44,845
What kind of disgusting
power trip was this?

275
00:13:46,565 --> 00:13:48,725
So, I went to the
same school as Dan,

276
00:13:48,725 --> 00:13:51,885
and I made it my business
to tell the entire school.

277
00:13:53,205 --> 00:13:55,845
And by lunchtime, I get pulled
into the headmaster's office,

278
00:13:55,845 --> 00:13:58,125
and he says to me, "Alex..."

279
00:13:58,125 --> 00:14:01,325
You never told me
what you actually saw. Dan...!

280
00:14:02,805 --> 00:14:04,445
I've got an image of it in my head,

281
00:14:04,445 --> 00:14:06,405
and I just need to know
if it was better or worse.

282
00:14:06,405 --> 00:14:08,005
It was quick.

283
00:14:08,005 --> 00:14:10,525
That's it. That's
all you need to know.

284
00:14:10,525 --> 00:14:13,685
I know I'm making this about me.
I know you loved him too. I'm sorry.

285
00:14:13,685 --> 00:14:16,245
An exploration
into the groom's proudest

286
00:14:16,245 --> 00:14:18,965
and funniest moments
by way of a gentle roast.

287
00:14:18,965 --> 00:14:20,765
Who's that? Who's that boy?

288
00:14:20,765 --> 00:14:22,485
It's a cousin, isn't it?

289
00:14:22,485 --> 00:14:24,205
And that girl.

290
00:14:33,325 --> 00:14:35,365
Come to bed. Come on.

291
00:14:37,285 --> 00:14:39,365
I just want to understand
why you didn't...

292
00:14:39,365 --> 00:14:41,925
I'm not doing all of this.
Come to bed.

293
00:14:41,925 --> 00:14:44,645
 If you walk into his room,

294
00:14:44,645 --> 00:14:46,365
 You will get a shock... 
Everyone!

295
00:14:46,365 --> 00:14:50,245
 Dan, Dan, Dan the perve,
wanked into a sock

296
00:14:50,245 --> 00:14:53,925
 If you walk into this room,
you will get a shock. 

297
00:14:53,925 --> 00:14:55,205
Again!

298
00:14:58,725 --> 00:15:00,645
Oh, I love it!

299
00:15:00,645 --> 00:15:02,485
Wow, reverse!

300
00:15:02,485 --> 00:15:04,125
Really good, Ollie.

301
00:15:06,365 --> 00:15:09,165
Oh, no... What?

302
00:15:09,165 --> 00:15:11,445
She's booked the Greek restaurant.

303
00:15:11,445 --> 00:15:13,085
No! Yes!

304
00:15:13,085 --> 00:15:16,085
And she's sent a gif of
a plate being smashed.

305
00:15:16,085 --> 00:15:18,525
Oh, God, no! Yeah!

306
00:15:18,525 --> 00:15:21,205
Oh, my God, how are we
going to get out of this?

307
00:15:21,205 --> 00:15:24,165
I don't know!
Oh, God!

308
00:15:27,045 --> 00:15:28,605
Oh, God, is that her?

309
00:15:28,605 --> 00:15:29,885
Hello?

310
00:15:29,885 --> 00:15:32,245
Oh, yes.
Yeah, speaking.

311
00:15:32,245 --> 00:15:33,445
Oh, my goodness.

312
00:15:34,605 --> 00:15:36,525
Yeah. Where did you find him?

313
00:15:36,525 --> 00:15:38,085
Yeah, I can come now.

314
00:15:40,165 --> 00:15:41,845
Where's my bloody coat?

315
00:15:52,045 --> 00:15:53,925
You all right up there, boys?

316
00:15:55,325 --> 00:15:56,885
What's so funny?

317
00:16:01,965 --> 00:16:03,765
Oh, shit.

318
00:16:05,645 --> 00:16:08,645
Shit, shit, shit, shit.

319
00:16:12,765 --> 00:16:15,045
Anyone in? Nic?

320
00:16:20,925 --> 00:16:23,165
Always leaving the bloody TV on.

321
00:16:23,165 --> 00:16:25,645
There's an energy crisis going on!

322
00:16:45,445 --> 00:16:47,645
Oh, hi. Oh, hey!

323
00:16:47,645 --> 00:16:50,525
Oh, I am so sorry to keep
you waiting. Oh, that's OK.

324
00:16:50,525 --> 00:16:53,765
I think someone's going
to be very happy to see you!

325
00:16:53,765 --> 00:16:55,925
Oh, my God!

326
00:16:55,925 --> 00:16:59,805
Oh, Mr Meowgi! Oh, my gosh!
Hello, mate!

327
00:16:59,805 --> 00:17:01,365
"Hello, Mummy!"

328
00:17:01,365 --> 00:17:04,045
Aw, Ollie's going to be so relieved.

329
00:17:04,045 --> 00:17:06,165
He's been good as gold.
Oh... Mm-hm.

330
00:17:06,165 --> 00:17:07,725
He's lost a bit of weight.

331
00:17:07,725 --> 00:17:10,565
Yeah, he was very, very
hungry when he came in.

332
00:17:10,565 --> 00:17:12,125
Very hungry.

333
00:17:12,125 --> 00:17:14,245
Watch out for his claws!

334
00:17:14,245 --> 00:17:16,845
God, you nasty...

335
00:17:16,845 --> 00:17:18,365
That's it, fella.

336
00:17:18,365 --> 00:17:21,045
I'm just going to get
you to go in here.

337
00:17:21,045 --> 00:17:22,445
That's it.

338
00:17:22,445 --> 00:17:24,605
Careful of the tail! Yes!

339
00:17:24,605 --> 00:17:27,165
Just put your arse in.
Thank you.

340
00:17:27,165 --> 00:17:28,485
Bye-bye! Bye-bye!

341
00:17:35,526 --> 00:17:37,606
All right...

342
00:17:37,606 --> 00:17:40,246
Found Mr Meowgi! Mum...

343
00:17:40,246 --> 00:17:41,726
Ollie! Mum.

344
00:17:43,686 --> 00:17:45,206
What's happened?

345
00:17:48,206 --> 00:17:50,606
Do you want to tell her, or shall I?

346
00:17:50,606 --> 00:17:52,486
Do you want to...?

347
00:17:52,486 --> 00:17:57,166
These two have just spent
45 minutes tormenting me.

348
00:17:57,166 --> 00:17:59,006
What have you done?

349
00:17:59,006 --> 00:18:03,126
Well, it was my idea
to use the Fart Blaster.

350
00:18:03,126 --> 00:18:05,286
Sorry, what's a Fart Blaster?
That.

351
00:18:06,526 --> 00:18:08,006
THAT is a Fart Blaster.

352
00:18:14,406 --> 00:18:16,206
What did you do in this?

353
00:18:17,726 --> 00:18:21,046
It was my idea to
use the surround sound.

354
00:18:21,046 --> 00:18:23,526
Can you imagine what that...

355
00:18:23,526 --> 00:18:25,206
..is like?

356
00:18:25,206 --> 00:18:28,166
365 degrees, just everywhere.

357
00:18:31,966 --> 00:18:33,686
I'm so sorry.

358
00:18:33,686 --> 00:18:35,326
I can't imagine... No.

359
00:18:38,566 --> 00:18:40,886
Would you boys...

360
00:18:40,886 --> 00:18:42,686
..like to say sorry to Viv?

361
00:18:42,686 --> 00:18:44,606
I'm sorry we scared you.

362
00:18:44,606 --> 00:18:46,846
Um, well...

363
00:18:46,846 --> 00:18:48,526
We were just having a laugh.

364
00:18:48,526 --> 00:18:50,326
That's not an apology, is it?

365
00:18:50,326 --> 00:18:52,126
No. Mm-hm.

366
00:18:52,126 --> 00:18:54,046
What do you say?
Sorry, Viv.

367
00:18:54,046 --> 00:18:56,406
Because what must have
that been like for you?

368
00:18:56,406 --> 00:18:58,006
That was absolutely...

369
00:18:58,006 --> 00:19:00,166
It was one of the worst
experiences of my life.

370
00:19:00,166 --> 00:19:01,886
It was traumatising.
Yeah.

371
00:19:01,886 --> 00:19:04,486
OK, I don't want to be too
vulnerable in front of the children.

372
00:19:04,486 --> 00:19:06,326
I know. I'm so sorry.

373
00:19:06,326 --> 00:19:09,566
No cleaning's been done,
so I'm sorry about that.

374
00:19:09,566 --> 00:19:11,086
Do you know what? I don't blame you.

375
00:19:11,086 --> 00:19:13,806
Imagine you in that situation. I'd
be just as terrified as you were.

376
00:19:13,806 --> 00:19:17,766
Could you do cleaning with
THAT in your whole system?

377
00:19:17,766 --> 00:19:20,606
Are you going to be all right
to drive? Well, I don't know.

378
00:19:20,606 --> 00:19:22,006
Would you be?

379
00:19:22,006 --> 00:19:24,806
Well, I mean, it was
sort of only farts.

380
00:19:24,806 --> 00:19:27,166
All right, I guess
I'll go, then, shall I?

381
00:19:27,166 --> 00:19:28,766
To you, it was only farts.

382
00:19:28,766 --> 00:19:30,766
It was A LOT MORE than that to me.

383
00:19:30,766 --> 00:19:33,006
Though...

384
00:19:33,006 --> 00:19:37,326
I tell you what, though,
I would not wish that on anyone.

385
00:19:37,326 --> 00:19:39,006
Not even Katie Hopkins.

386
00:19:46,766 --> 00:19:49,886
So, anyway, hi, Ollie, I'm home!

387
00:19:51,406 --> 00:19:53,166
Ta-da! Who's that?

388
00:19:53,166 --> 00:19:55,086
What do you mean, who is it?
It's Mr Meowgi.

389
00:19:56,966 --> 00:19:58,886
Wow.

390
00:19:58,886 --> 00:20:01,326
All right, come on, Harry.

391
00:20:01,326 --> 00:20:03,526
Ollie! Ollie!
Yeah?

392
00:20:06,126 --> 00:20:08,766
Thank you, Mother!

393
00:20:08,766 --> 00:20:11,686
It's... It's cool.

394
00:20:11,686 --> 00:20:15,646
Come on, Harry, let's go to
the shed, it's boring in here.

395
00:20:15,646 --> 00:20:17,806
Sorry, mate.

396
00:20:17,806 --> 00:20:20,846
I'm glad you're home, even if
Ollie couldn't give a shit.

397
00:20:20,846 --> 00:20:22,966
You all right, mate?
Where have you been?

398
00:20:22,966 --> 00:20:24,846
Sorry, just been on
the phone to my mum.

399
00:20:24,846 --> 00:20:27,726
Had to hang up, like, eight times.
She just wouldn't shut up.

400
00:20:27,726 --> 00:20:29,406
Found the cat. Oh, nice!

401
00:20:29,406 --> 00:20:32,486
Ollie wasn't bothered.
He wasn't? No, not at all.

402
00:20:32,486 --> 00:20:35,166
Where've they gone? They've gone
out to the shed, have they? Yeah.

403
00:20:36,406 --> 00:20:38,006
What's... What's this doing out?

404
00:20:38,006 --> 00:20:41,446
Oh, I don't know.
Maybe the kids got it out.

405
00:20:41,446 --> 00:20:43,806
Who put this on?
Nice, I don't know...

406
00:20:43,806 --> 00:20:46,046
Who put it on?!
I don't know. Are you OK?

407
00:20:47,726 --> 00:20:49,766
What's wrong?

408
00:20:49,766 --> 00:20:51,006
That's him.

409
00:20:51,006 --> 00:20:52,406
Who's him?

410
00:20:54,366 --> 00:20:55,846
That's HIM?

411
00:20:57,366 --> 00:20:58,606
Oh, mate...

412
00:20:59,606 --> 00:21:01,206
So hello.

413
00:21:01,206 --> 00:21:02,766
This is the recipes.

414
00:21:02,766 --> 00:21:05,926
For those of you who
don't know me, I am Alex.

415
00:21:05,926 --> 00:21:08,646
I am Dan's younger,
better looking brother.

416
00:21:08,646 --> 00:21:10,006
Right, Nic?

417
00:21:10,006 --> 00:21:11,646
Oh, fuck.

418
00:21:13,046 --> 00:21:14,766
Yikes.

419
00:21:16,126 --> 00:21:18,446
But you can roll it in glitter
and, ladies and gentlemen,

420
00:21:18,446 --> 00:21:20,206
isn't my brother sparkling today?

421
00:21:20,206 --> 00:21:22,006
Give him a round of applause.

422
00:21:22,006 --> 00:21:24,046
God, he hated that tie.

423
00:21:26,726 --> 00:21:30,406
You know, I've never been able to
watch this all the way through.

424
00:21:30,406 --> 00:21:32,166
Why not?

425
00:21:33,566 --> 00:21:36,686
Cos it all fucking started
on my wedding day.

426
00:21:36,686 --> 00:21:38,406
..trod dog shit all into the carpets

427
00:21:38,406 --> 00:21:40,646
on the first day
he had his first car.

428
00:21:45,446 --> 00:21:47,566
Stop! It's so fun! Stop it!

429
00:21:47,566 --> 00:21:51,326
Oh, for God's sake. Oh...

430
00:21:51,326 --> 00:21:53,646
The suits are good.
Oh, you think?

431
00:21:53,646 --> 00:21:56,246
Yeah, I'm surprised.
What do you mean, you're surprised?

432
00:21:56,246 --> 00:21:58,366
Suits never fit me,
especially when they're hired.

433
00:21:58,366 --> 00:22:00,366
Moss Bros!
Yeah, it looks good on the botty.

434
00:22:00,366 --> 00:22:02,166
Yeah, it does.
Still enough space to...

435
00:22:02,166 --> 00:22:04,406
..cut the rug later.

436
00:22:04,406 --> 00:22:06,406
Don't! For God's sake!

437
00:22:06,406 --> 00:22:08,806
Just had a champagne with Mum.
Oh, no...

438
00:22:08,806 --> 00:22:11,126
She went to the general
manager of the hotel...

439
00:22:11,126 --> 00:22:13,926
Right, right.
..to specifically ask... Yeah?

440
00:22:13,926 --> 00:22:16,846
..that no-one disturb her
while she practises the song.

441
00:22:16,846 --> 00:22:18,646
Oh, God... Oh...

442
00:22:18,646 --> 00:22:20,766
She's insane. Ugh!

443
00:22:22,246 --> 00:22:24,846
Um... Are you all right?
Are you OK? Yeah.

444
00:22:26,206 --> 00:22:29,126
Oh, God. Don't, you're
scaring me! What is it?

445
00:22:29,126 --> 00:22:31,686
If I don't say, I'm never
going to say it. Um...

446
00:22:31,686 --> 00:22:34,006
I just wanted to say that...

447
00:22:35,646 --> 00:22:37,206
..I think you're amazing...

448
00:22:38,726 --> 00:22:40,486
..and I think I'm in love with you.

449
00:22:41,766 --> 00:22:44,926
Babe, I'm so sorry!
I couldn't find anywhere to park.

450
00:22:44,926 --> 00:22:46,726
There were no spaces at all,

451
00:22:46,726 --> 00:22:49,086
so I had to go and park
in the bloody golf club

452
00:22:49,086 --> 00:22:51,086
and lug all of this
stuff from over there.

453
00:22:51,086 --> 00:22:53,686
Oh... Can you imagine?
No. What a blooming nightmare.

454
00:22:53,686 --> 00:22:56,166
I mean, how can a place
like this, of this scale,

455
00:22:56,166 --> 00:22:57,686
have such a small bloody car park?

456
00:22:57,686 --> 00:22:59,486
I have no idea.
Make it make sense.

457
00:22:59,486 --> 00:23:01,886
Can we make it make sense,
please?! No, I don't...

458
00:23:01,886 --> 00:23:03,886
Oh, gosh. The day!

459
00:23:03,886 --> 00:23:05,766
My boyfriend was up all
night, yeah? Yeah?

460
00:23:05,766 --> 00:23:07,846
My boyfriend was up all night
being sick. Oh...

461
00:23:07,846 --> 00:23:10,286
Well, from every angle, really -
from the front and the back.

462
00:23:10,286 --> 00:23:13,966
Because I gave him a fish pie
that I made on Monday on Saturday.

463
00:23:13,966 --> 00:23:16,446
Because this bitch, he saw
me in my new Givenchy coat,

464
00:23:16,446 --> 00:23:19,366
and he said to me that I look like
a character out of the Muppets.

465
00:23:19,366 --> 00:23:20,726
Oh... That's...

466
00:23:20,726 --> 00:23:23,326
That coat is beautiful. Yeah?
Very beautiful.

467
00:23:23,326 --> 00:23:26,246
And I know, I know I shouldn't have
given him that fish pie,

468
00:23:26,246 --> 00:23:29,446
but he hurt me. And when that fool
used to walk around town dressing

469
00:23:29,446 --> 00:23:32,246
like he was in the Peaky Blinders,
did I say anything? No.

470
00:23:32,246 --> 00:23:34,886
No, I didn't, because I knew
it would destroy him. Yeah.

471
00:23:34,886 --> 00:23:37,806
Anyway, anyway, are we, are we,
are we excited about today?

472
00:23:37,806 --> 00:23:39,766
Yes! Sorry! This is Alex.
Alex.

473
00:23:39,766 --> 00:23:42,166
Jesus. Alex, this is Jesus.
Lovely to meet you, Alex.

474
00:23:42,166 --> 00:23:44,046
Sorry, Jesus? Jesus, yes.

475
00:23:44,046 --> 00:23:47,446
Um, babe, could you get me
a coffee, by any chance?

476
00:23:47,446 --> 00:23:50,166
Yes, Jesus. Um...
How do you take it?

477
00:23:50,166 --> 00:23:52,446
Cappuccino, please. No sugar.

478
00:23:54,006 --> 00:23:56,446
Um.... It's a hotel, so there's
only instant in the rooms.

479
00:23:56,446 --> 00:23:58,486
Don't they do cappuccinos
at the bar downstairs?

480
00:23:58,486 --> 00:24:00,566
Yeah. Mm-hm? Brilliant.
Thank you very much.

481
00:24:00,566 --> 00:24:02,646
Do you want the
chocolate dust on the top?

482
00:24:02,646 --> 00:24:04,566
Everything, please.
Give me it all.

483
00:24:06,286 --> 00:24:08,326
OK, he's a little bit sexy.

484
00:24:08,326 --> 00:24:10,606
Mm-hm. I would like a
bit of that, please.

485
00:24:10,606 --> 00:24:12,686
Yeah? Oh, I like him a lot.

486
00:24:12,686 --> 00:24:14,686
I'm very happy for you,
you're in a good place.

487
00:24:14,686 --> 00:24:17,326
But isn't it bad luck to see
the groom before you get married?

488
00:24:17,326 --> 00:24:19,006
Sorry, he's not the groom.

489
00:24:19,006 --> 00:24:20,526
Absolutely not the groom.

490
00:24:20,526 --> 00:24:21,966
Right... Sorry, he's not.

491
00:24:21,966 --> 00:24:24,326
Um... Has anything changed
since the consultation?

492
00:24:24,326 --> 00:24:25,606
You're still happy with...?

493
00:24:25,606 --> 00:24:27,486
I was just wondering, possibly,

494
00:24:27,486 --> 00:24:30,366
if I could have sort of shorter
lashes, if that was possible?

495
00:24:30,366 --> 00:24:32,566
No. No? No, babe,
I really wouldn't know.

496
00:24:32,566 --> 00:24:35,166
No, you need to trust me. Shorter
lashes do not photograph well.

497
00:24:35,166 --> 00:24:37,246
OK. Could we go a bit neutral
on the lips, possibly?

498
00:24:37,246 --> 00:24:39,766
No, I don't think so.
No? OK. Yep. Stick with the plan.

499
00:24:39,766 --> 00:24:41,806
All right, let me get
started with your base.

500
00:24:43,246 --> 00:24:46,206
I'm sorry, but your
flower girl is a prick. Oh, I know.

501
00:24:46,206 --> 00:24:49,446
I know she's only six but, my God,
she's a massive prick! I know!

502
00:24:49,446 --> 00:24:52,246
And guess who organised
that one! Wonderful Carol.

503
00:24:52,246 --> 00:24:54,126
Please don't make
me go back out there.

504
00:24:54,126 --> 00:24:55,886
No, no, no, don't go back out there.

505
00:24:55,886 --> 00:24:59,566
Carol, made me, FORCED me,
by the way, to have her. Ugh!

506
00:24:59,566 --> 00:25:01,686
Have you seen
your mother-in-law yet?

507
00:25:01,686 --> 00:25:03,166
Oh, God, no.

508
00:25:03,166 --> 00:25:04,766
She's a piece of work too!

509
00:25:04,766 --> 00:25:07,446
If I started stabbing her,
I would just never stop stabbing.

510
00:25:07,446 --> 00:25:08,966
God, it's like she can't handle that

511
00:25:08,966 --> 00:25:11,046
you'll be, like, the centre
of attention today.

512
00:25:11,046 --> 00:25:13,526
She can't handle anybody
being the centre of attention.

513
00:25:13,526 --> 00:25:15,046
And she tried to
palm Ollie off to me.

514
00:25:15,046 --> 00:25:16,486
Hi, Carol!

515
00:25:16,486 --> 00:25:18,566
Oh, Suzie! There you are!

516
00:25:18,566 --> 00:25:20,206
Hi, Carol!

517
00:25:20,206 --> 00:25:23,286
You couldn't just take him for
a couple of seconds, could you?

518
00:25:23,286 --> 00:25:25,206
I'm sorry, I can't.

519
00:25:26,286 --> 00:25:28,046
Nicola? Yeah?

520
00:25:28,046 --> 00:25:30,206
Please could you take
him for a minute?

521
00:25:30,206 --> 00:25:32,246
Oh, just...
I've still got to get ready.

522
00:25:32,246 --> 00:25:33,886
I'm just getting
ready for my wedding.

523
00:25:33,886 --> 00:25:35,686
But he just wants you.

524
00:25:35,686 --> 00:25:38,086
He's just a bit tired, Carol.

525
00:25:38,086 --> 00:25:41,046
Are you still all right to do me
afterwards? Yeah, we're good.

526
00:25:41,046 --> 00:25:42,846
Am I paying for that? No.

527
00:25:42,846 --> 00:25:45,046
No, I know, you just want
your mummy, don't you?

528
00:25:45,046 --> 00:25:47,006
Hey, cappuccino.

529
00:25:47,006 --> 00:25:49,246
Oh, we are here!
Thank you, baby!

530
00:25:51,126 --> 00:25:52,486
Are you good?

531
00:25:53,446 --> 00:25:55,366
Hey, what's wrong, big man?
Why are you crying?

532
00:25:55,366 --> 00:25:57,686
Oh, he just wants his mummy!
Why are you crying?

533
00:25:57,686 --> 00:25:59,326
Silly Nana.
Mummy's getting married.

534
00:25:59,326 --> 00:26:01,566
Oh... Come on. Come on, mate.

535
00:26:01,566 --> 00:26:03,326
Let's go check the United score.

536
00:26:03,326 --> 00:26:05,686
Say, "Bye, Mummy. Love you.
Love you lots."

537
00:26:05,686 --> 00:26:06,846
Thank you.

538
00:26:06,846 --> 00:26:08,966
You're not going to be
much longer, are you?

539
00:26:08,966 --> 00:26:11,126
No... Mum, give Nic
some space, yeah?

540
00:26:11,126 --> 00:26:13,326
All right!
Yeah. Come on.

541
00:26:13,326 --> 00:26:15,006
I got you, I got you.

542
00:26:24,606 --> 00:26:26,366
Did you notice that?

543
00:26:26,366 --> 00:26:28,046
What? Alex.

544
00:26:28,046 --> 00:26:30,406
What about Alex?

545
00:26:30,406 --> 00:26:32,686
He's pulling away
from me.

546
00:26:32,686 --> 00:26:34,486
Really? Yes,
I can feel it.

547
00:26:34,486 --> 00:26:36,806
He's giving me that vibe,
like, the last couple of weeks.

548
00:26:36,806 --> 00:26:39,406
Really? Yes! No... You
know when you just know?

549
00:26:39,406 --> 00:26:40,926
Oh, my God, no, no,
no, no. Yes!

550
00:26:40,926 --> 00:26:42,486
I didn't see your man.

551
00:26:42,486 --> 00:26:45,566
What's he like? Tell me about him.
He's... Uh, Dan?

552
00:26:45,566 --> 00:26:48,486
Um... He's very reliable
and sort of... Fantastic.

553
00:26:48,486 --> 00:26:50,886
..like an A4 envelope, I suppose.

554
00:26:50,886 --> 00:26:53,206
Cos you've got a lot of sauce,
I thought you need someone

555
00:26:53,206 --> 00:26:55,286
that's going to be
quite sturdy in that way.

556
00:26:55,286 --> 00:26:57,926
I saw him earlier and
he was grinning from ear to ear.

557
00:26:57,926 --> 00:27:00,846
Really? Yeah. He looked
like a right dickhead.

558
00:27:00,846 --> 00:27:04,286
Dan, you always did well at school.
You were brilliant at football.

559
00:27:04,286 --> 00:27:05,806
You took over the business from Dad

560
00:27:05,806 --> 00:27:08,046
and you've absolutely
smashed that as well.

561
00:27:08,046 --> 00:27:10,206
You excel at everything
you put your mind to, Dan.

562
00:27:10,206 --> 00:27:12,126
And, of course, as
your little brother,

563
00:27:12,126 --> 00:27:14,246
I did get jealous
every now and then.

564
00:27:14,246 --> 00:27:16,406
And then Dan met Nic and I thought,

565
00:27:16,406 --> 00:27:18,086
"Holy shit, he's done it.

566
00:27:18,086 --> 00:27:19,566
"He's found the one."

567
00:27:20,806 --> 00:27:22,566
He's found a unicorn,

568
00:27:22,566 --> 00:27:26,646
a woman so funny she can
make you cry with laughter.

569
00:27:26,646 --> 00:27:30,566
So witty and smart she
can tie us all in knots.

570
00:27:30,566 --> 00:27:32,886
So beautiful - and I'm
sure you'll all agree -

571
00:27:32,886 --> 00:27:35,246
that today she took
all of our breath away.

572
00:27:39,086 --> 00:27:41,126
And you will never
find a better mother.

573
00:27:42,646 --> 00:27:44,166
That's a round of applause, guys.

574
00:27:44,166 --> 00:27:46,086
That's your cue for the
round of applause.

575
00:27:47,606 --> 00:27:50,606
But most importantly, she is
really good at telling Dan

576
00:27:50,606 --> 00:27:53,086
when he's being a massive bellend.

577
00:27:55,126 --> 00:27:57,486
Dan, I love you.

578
00:27:57,486 --> 00:28:00,206
Nic, I love you.

579
00:28:02,086 --> 00:28:05,606
 She stands before the mirror

580
00:28:05,606 --> 00:28:08,846
 Smiles at her reflection

581
00:28:08,846 --> 00:28:12,486
Striking sexy poses in the glass

582
00:28:14,606 --> 00:28:17,366
 She paints her lips
a brilliant red

583
00:28:17,366 --> 00:28:20,686
 Piles her hair high on her head

584
00:28:20,686 --> 00:28:24,606
 Struggles to replace
a false eyelash

585
00:28:27,126 --> 00:28:29,566
 And all at once inside her mind

586
00:28:29,566 --> 00:28:32,406
 She sees him at the door

587
00:28:32,406 --> 00:28:36,166
 And as he's leading her away

588
00:28:36,166 --> 00:28:39,446
 She feels the room begin to sway

589
00:28:39,446 --> 00:28:42,966
 Where beauty lives in memory

590
00:28:42,966 --> 00:28:46,966
 She falls dead upon the floor

591
00:28:50,606 --> 00:28:53,446
 Mirror, mirror on the wall

592
00:28:53,446 --> 00:28:58,046
 Who's the fairest of them all? 

593
00:28:58,096 --> 00:29:02,646
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